Holt Family Holiday
Letter
2025: Fully
Depreciated, Still In Use
So imagine for a second, this letter was written, printed
and mailed in time to accompany the above holiday card, as in years past – a package
deal. Well this year we’re just cranking
it out right under the wire, the last 18 or so hours left in 2025. On time, but just so.
We ended 2024 with a trip to Washinton, D.C., to visit
family, see the sights and take in some national treasurers. The photo on the right was the best photo I
could get of two kids who don’t understand why their mom drags them to museums. I reminded them ‘it’ is not a museum, but The
Library of Congress and I found it to be truly amazing, not to mention beautifully
decorated for the holidays. Kids found
it to be ‘mid’. We also visited the
National Museum of African American History (technically a museum but way more
interesting), The International Spy Museum (big hit) and visited other
monuments which could never be confused for being museums because they are not even
inside of buildings (MLK, FDR). We rode
the DC Metro, and the kids noted that it smelled remarkably better than the NYC
subway (fair point). Other important locations
received only a mere drive-by as kids were too Washingtoned-out after four
days, it was a speedy jaunt to cover The Pentagon, The Capitol, The White House
and The Supreme Court. Just major institutions
of Americana my kids (and perhaps many adults) find ‘lacking Sigma Rizz’.
If you’re unfamiliar with the Middle School vernacular, it’s
ok. I made those Skibidis listen to my ‘80s-‘90s-‘00s
radio station the whole ride back home and then again on our second road trip
of the year – Ocean City, Maryland. The
photo on the left shows two happy kids on summer vacation, who swam, played
minigolf, inhaled ice cream and hit up surf shops. Everyone enjoyed this trip and our hotel even
had an ice-skating rink in the lobby. I
thought that would make for a good back up in case of rain, but we lucked out
with a week of gorgeous weather. I can’t believe it took us so long to find
this fabulous stretch of beach; it was like the PG-rated version of the Jersey
Shore with way more crabmeat.
Two more family trips of note this year – Rob and Nick flew
out to Las Vegas to visit Aunt Carol and Uncle Alan in April, crossing the Hoover
Dam and riding the rollercoasters at Circus Circus (basically the only casino
that would let Nick in). In May, Katelyn
and I slept in the Quad with 100+ other classmates at my Smith College class of
2000 25th reunion. I had the
opportunity to reconnect with old friends and appreciate what an amazing
experience I was afforded with a Smith education. It was also quickly apparent that communal
bathrooms are not for people over 40 years old.
I was able to re-experience college without all the homework and papers
due and with things I was lacking 25 years ago – disposable income, a car, a
child(!)!
When he’s not busy with school, playing soccer or video
games with friends, Nick’s into flag-football, chess and this spring he played
CYO volleyball for the first time. He just celebrated his 4th
Christmas as an altar server. KK sings
in our church’s Children’s Choir and is getting involved with the costuming and
makeup side of this year’s school play.
Both kids partake in the school Service Club and both kids attended
travel camp this summer. All Holt
children are in the throes of full-metal-jacket orthodontia.
In the spring, Rob celebrated his 25th
anniversary at the Bank of New York. He’s
entitled to mad vacation time that he’ll never get to use. My job – well let’s just put a pin in that
one. I did get to some interesting conferences
this year, which were all in Midtown Manhattan, so no big work-travel going on
over here. In October, we celebrated our
15th wedding anniversary with a family trip and dinner at Bear
Mountain. The weather didn’t cooperate
and the food was pretty bad, but hey, we gave it a shot.
So that’s the good news.
We returned home from Washington to find our refrigerator entirely
warm. Our oven had been heating up to whatever
temperature it felt like and if it cooks meat thoroughly, well good luck. 2025 would be the year most of our major appliances
quiet quit on us. The washing machine
bowed out the week before Thanksgiving.
The car lease was up in April. Fortunately,
the coffeemaker is still with us.
Even our beloved cats, Rita and Pepper didn’t make it
through the year. Despite bright spots throughout
the year, 2025 just had this theme of being entirely tapped out, overwhelmed,
running on empty, fully depreciated but still in use.
But sometimes you’ve
just got to clear out the old to make way for the new. Appliances are replaceable. We got a new car. Not to sound cold-hearted, but we also got
new cats for Catmas, an entirely Holt-fabricated holiday, whereby in the month
of December the shelter responds to your application and lets you leave with
two feisty, rescued tabby bois, Derreck and Dylan (the dog is not a fan of
Catmas). Nick’s elementary school career
is fully depreciated and, in a month or so, we’ll hear back on his high school
applications.
And there were other crazy, wacky, stressful moments this
year that left us saying, how are we still functioning, operating after all
this? Feeling fully depreciated – but still
in use. Sometimes you just have to ask
Jesus to take the wheel. This year, I’ve
had to ask Jesus to take the wheel so often that the Son of God is now on my
auto insurance.
And as for Jesus, He’s enjoying the new car!
Merry Christmas!
Happy Holidays (all of them)!
Happy New Year!
~ Epilogue ~
2025: Fully Depreciated
and Removed From Service
Because you can’t
take it with you…
Metrocard
1994-2025
New York’s trusty
Ride or Die
Jorge Mario
Bergoglio,
Better Known as Pope
Francis
Requiescat In Pace
1936-2025
Minting the U.S. Penny
1793-2025
If Abe Lincoln’s
rolling over in his grave this year, it’s not for lack of pennies
The East Wing of
The Peoples’ House
1902/1942-2025
Just because you have
bulldozers doesn’t mean you have class
Terry Gene Bollea,
Better Known as Hulk
Hogan
My 80’s namesake and
the only Hogan I know who can tan well
1953-2025
~Fin~