Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Code Brown

 


Two New Yorkers shared a park bench one November morning, taking respite from the hustle of the early rush hour.  One sipped her homemade coffee from a travel mug.  The other picked at the remnants of a bagel.  They each sat silently as to not disturb the other as the city filled in all the space around them.  There’s a parade of busses jockeying in and out of the bus lane – a narrow river of blue and yellow.  Trucks parked illegally hustled out their deliveries.  One busboy pushing two carts piled high with an assortment of breakfast pastries and coffee urns.  He keeps them both moving at an even clip to avert slippage.  It’ s an underappreciated skill.  My companion eyes the mountain of pastries, pyramid-like and shellacked in glistening layers of saran wrap.  “Impenetrable”, I say.  “Too much plastic wrap and that guy’s pretty quick”.  My bench mate lowers his eyes in defeat.  Behind us, the swooshing of plastic coveralls catches our ear.  Two men in white protective gear walk past us and then approach, mount, and begin to power wash a nearby fountain.  They work systematically, each taking a side of the fountain and working towards the middle.  The noise of the pressure washer is noticeable above the din of rush hour and pedestrian chatter; it’s kind of annoying.

I look at my bench mate, and he re-perches himself along the back railing, as if the noise will lessen if he moves 4 inches in my direction.  I give him a look as if to say, should we get out of here?  He bobs his head towards my notebook and then stares directly at it.  “This?” I ask.  We barely know each other and he’s questioning how I start my day.  “Well, Mr. Nosy, this is my planner and I’m trying to list out all the things I need to do before I start doing them, sans distractions.  Trying to take a minute and put some order into the day before I head into the office and who-knows-what is waiting for me in my inbox once I log on.  My buddy seems disinterested in my need for structure.  He’s left his bagel on the seat of the bench, unfinished, discarded, just as (I suspect) he found it. 

It’s early November, and everything feels brown.  Crinkly leaves strewn all over the pavement.  Brown leather footballs on at least half of the train ads remind us that it’s not baseball season.  Golden brown turkeys on digital bus house ads remind us of what bad chefs we are.  Everything about November seems brown.  Staid.  Of the Earth.  Overtoasted bagels.  Discarded paper bags blowing in the wind.  The color of coffee.

“November used to be such a depressing month”, I say to my bench mate.  He looks at me as though he is unsure as to why I could possibly find November depressing.  I continue, “It gets darker, earlier, colder...”, he continues to look puzzled.  “I really used to hate it”, I elaborate, “but then you get these amazing early sunsets of absolute fire!”.  My bench mate nods to me in acknowledgement that he also appreciates November sunsets. 

“You have to rage against the dying of the light!” I proclaim. 

Blank stare.  Oh wait, the guy on the next bench left some crumbs of what might be the remnants of a buttery corn muffin.

“You have to rage against the dying of the light!” I proclaim again.

My bench mate seems more interested in these muffin remnants than the Northern Hemisphere’s dearth of sunlight.

We hear the power washer power down and the absence of that noise is welcomed. Our hearing adjusts back to the usual traffic sounds and one man in a red windbreaker shout for bus tour riders while waving a sign with a big red bus on it.   The power wash men dismount the fountain, which visibly is no cleaner than when they started, at least from this distance. 

“Well, I’m going to work.  Have a good day.”  I get up from the bench and head south on Fifth Avenue.

My bench mate flits over to the muffin remnants.  Gives zero F*cks about my departure.  Such is the morning when you hang out with a pigeon.